I escaped the jungle, only to end up abducted and held captive.
But I’m not waiting to be rescued. Screw that damsel-in-distress garbage!
I’m the last Phoenix shifter and I’m about to give them hellfire!
Of course, I’d wind up kidnapped. I thought being kidnapped would be sexy or something. I was...
After I rescued these jerks from a plane crash, you’d think they’d be nicer to me.
I die, like all the time. My track record of hilarious, freak accidental deaths would be impressive if it weren’t so embarrassing.
And when I come back, I’m naked. Every. Dang. Time.
After my plane was sabotaged an...